[Kyon is sitting on a park bench with his cat Shamisen next to him. He appears to be looking at something he got as a regain...]
Okay, holiday photos, a few changes of clothes... That's all fine but, what the heck is this thing supposed to be!?
It appears to be a mummified kappa.
(Please tell me that voice just now wasn't...)
... What, cat got your tongue?
I don't need you cracking bad puns! And don't talk!
Ahem... Meow?
Okay, holiday photos, a few changes of clothes... That's all fine but, what the heck is this thing supposed to be!?
It appears to be a mummified kappa.
(Please tell me that voice just now wasn't...)
... What, cat got your tongue?
I don't need you cracking bad puns! And don't talk!
Ahem... Meow?
[Kyon has been kicked up into a furore over this latest event, however having hit a wall almost immediately, you may find him sitting on a park bench musing to himself...]
... Man, I really am hopeless on my own, huh? I decide that I have to go and investigate this mess, yet I haven't the slightest clue where to start. It'd sure be useful if I had Haruhi... Or even Nagato or Koizumi... They'd probably find us at least a starting point, even if it turns out to be a dead end.
Oh well, maybe if I sit here a bit longer, something will come to me...
... Man, I really am hopeless on my own, huh? I decide that I have to go and investigate this mess, yet I haven't the slightest clue where to start. It'd sure be useful if I had Haruhi... Or even Nagato or Koizumi... They'd probably find us at least a starting point, even if it turns out to be a dead end.
Oh well, maybe if I sit here a bit longer, something will come to me...
[Action: Today, you may find Kyon sitting around in the park in the afternoon, dressed warmly so he doesn't catch a cold.]
... Snow. ... Yuki.
I wonder how Nagato is doing? ... And Koizumi, and Miss Asahina. Even that idiot, Taniguchi... How long has it even been since I saw most of them? Other than Nagato, it was probably last Christmas now, huh...
(Speaking of who I haven't seen, I didn't see Shamisen around anywhere this morning. It's odd considering how he normally stays around the house. ... Also, it's really damn cold out. I guess if there's nothing else to do here for now, I should head back to the house.)
[Phone: After arriving home, he finds that the power is out. Also, the clubroom computer is missing from his room. He decides to go and try the phone...]
Oi oi, is the phone working? The lights and everything all seem to be out. My PC is missing from my room too.
(Well, the SOS Brigade's PC... Or rather, the Computer Club's PC which Haruhi stole from them. Semantics aren't really relevant for the moment though!)
Not to mention the fact that I haven't seen my cat around anywhere today. Is it just me, or is something odd going down again?
... Snow. ... Yuki.
I wonder how Nagato is doing? ... And Koizumi, and Miss Asahina. Even that idiot, Taniguchi... How long has it even been since I saw most of them? Other than Nagato, it was probably last Christmas now, huh...
(Speaking of who I haven't seen, I didn't see Shamisen around anywhere this morning. It's odd considering how he normally stays around the house. ... Also, it's really damn cold out. I guess if there's nothing else to do here for now, I should head back to the house.)
[Phone: After arriving home, he finds that the power is out. Also, the clubroom computer is missing from his room. He decides to go and try the phone...]
Oi oi, is the phone working? The lights and everything all seem to be out. My PC is missing from my room too.
(Well, the SOS Brigade's PC... Or rather, the Computer Club's PC which Haruhi stole from them. Semantics aren't really relevant for the moment though!)
Not to mention the fact that I haven't seen my cat around anywhere today. Is it just me, or is something odd going down again?
36th "Oh shit..."
Nov. 12th, 2011 08:38 pm[Today, Kyon has encountered Yuki Nagato who is a lot more lively than usual. ... However, her eyes are dead. The bright spark behind that unreadable mask was gone, leaving nothing but an empty shell behind.]
No... Nagato... It can't be...
Uh... It's Kokutou. Yuki Kokutou, remember? Are you feeling okay?
Just go away!
[A: And Kyon'll leave school, running through the halls. He's not really looking where he's going so he might run into you.]
( more options and stuff )
No... Nagato... It can't be...
Uh... It's Kokutou. Yuki Kokutou, remember? Are you feeling okay?
Just go away!
[A: And Kyon'll leave school, running through the halls. He's not really looking where he's going so he might run into you.]
( more options and stuff )
( New regain! )
[Are you on the phone? Perhaps you'll hear a certain young man say a single line...]
... You know, I really hate this place.
[Are you on the phone? Perhaps you'll hear a certain young man say a single line...]
... You know, I really hate this place.
34th adventure
Oct. 25th, 2011 06:55 pm( Because Kyon inner monologues even when unconscious in an alien pod. )
[Meanwhile... in school today, people may notice Kyon being more studious in class, or seeming more cheerful than usual...
Feel free to encounter him anywhere you might expect to see Kyon during the day, at home, in the schoolyard, the SOS Brigade clubroom, walking down the street, in the park as he'll likely greet you with a pleasant...]
Yo, nice day, huh?
[Alternatively, somewhere in town you may find an odd looking pod... Do you dare to open it up?]
[Meanwhile... in school today, people may notice Kyon being more studious in class, or seeming more cheerful than usual...
Feel free to encounter him anywhere you might expect to see Kyon during the day, at home, in the schoolyard, the SOS Brigade clubroom, walking down the street, in the park as he'll likely greet you with a pleasant...]
Yo, nice day, huh?
[Alternatively, somewhere in town you may find an odd looking pod... Do you dare to open it up?]
[Today, as per usual, you may find Kyon
a) In class
b) In the schoolyard
during school hours, after school however, you will find him
c) Wandering the streets looking for a costume shop.]
(Damn it, even if I do find somewhere, what the hell am I supposed to get!? Haruhi's exact words were "Hey, Kyon! Halloween's in a few weeks, so go get the brigade some costumes! They better be in a set, I won't accept everyone having a different themed outfit!"... I mean, what does she expect me to get!? Geez...)
a) In class
b) In the schoolyard
during school hours, after school however, you will find him
c) Wandering the streets looking for a costume shop.]
(Damn it, even if I do find somewhere, what the hell am I supposed to get!? Haruhi's exact words were "Hey, Kyon! Halloween's in a few weeks, so go get the brigade some costumes! They better be in a set, I won't accept everyone having a different themed outfit!"... I mean, what does she expect me to get!? Geez...)
[Kyon has decided to pick up the phone after noticing something... odd out on the streets.]
Hey, uh... Not to seem too concerned or anything, but from what I can tell, the town seems to have a tiny outbreak of the living dead. Anyone willing to fill me in on what the hell might be going on out there?
I mean, I'd rather not let my life turn into Dawn of the Dead or a game of Resident Evil here.
Hey, uh... Not to seem too concerned or anything, but from what I can tell, the town seems to have a tiny outbreak of the living dead. Anyone willing to fill me in on what the hell might be going on out there?
I mean, I'd rather not let my life turn into Dawn of the Dead or a game of Resident Evil here.
("Back to school", three little words that herald in the end of summer vacation. ... Then again, considering how things went last summer, I suppose I can at least be glad it's over. Of course, that doesn't make me feel any better about going to school again...)
[Today, Kyon may be found...
A) Zoning out during class
B) Having lunch in the school yard
C) On his way home after school]
[Today, Kyon may be found...
A) Zoning out during class
B) Having lunch in the school yard
C) On his way home after school]
[Today, Kyon is going to rant at you all on the phone.]
Okay, that's it. I have absolutely had it with this bloody milk fiasco. And it disturbs me to think that that could potentially be entirely literal... Has anyone found any blood in their milk yet? Wait, no. On second thought, I don't want to know the answer to that.
How long is it going to last? I mean, Grady's gone and that crazed psychopath has taken over his job. Is this how it's going to be from now on? Because I really don't want to get to the point where I end up having to drink this shit myself.
(... And once again I wonder, is there any literal shitty milk? ... And then I regret even thinking of it. I think I should get back to the point here...)
At this point, I've damn near gotten myself killed a few times and some of my friends have actually dropped dead... I mean, Mayfield isn't exactly sunshine and puppies at the best of times... (And even if it were, I'm sure it'd be deadly sunlight that'd roast us to a crisp and puppies with a taste for human flesh...) ... but this is downright ridiculous, honestly.
Okay, that's it. I have absolutely had it with this bloody milk fiasco. And it disturbs me to think that that could potentially be entirely literal... Has anyone found any blood in their milk yet? Wait, no. On second thought, I don't want to know the answer to that.
How long is it going to last? I mean, Grady's gone and that crazed psychopath has taken over his job. Is this how it's going to be from now on? Because I really don't want to get to the point where I end up having to drink this shit myself.
(... And once again I wonder, is there any literal shitty milk? ... And then I regret even thinking of it. I think I should get back to the point here...)
At this point, I've damn near gotten myself killed a few times and some of my friends have actually dropped dead... I mean, Mayfield isn't exactly sunshine and puppies at the best of times... (And even if it were, I'm sure it'd be deadly sunlight that'd roast us to a crisp and puppies with a taste for human flesh...) ... but this is downright ridiculous, honestly.
[At 915 Bilko Boulevard, Kyon awakens completely unaware of the fact he's been gone a month...]
(... I didn't leave my room like this last night. Hold it... Is this even the same room? Let's see if I can get some bearings here... Is it even the same house!? Ugh, stupid Mayfield geography... Identical streets... What the hell is going on here?)
[To the phones!]
Hey uh, what the heck is going on here? I'm pretty sure I wasn't in this house yesterday. Ugh, stupid Mayfield...
(... I didn't leave my room like this last night. Hold it... Is this even the same room? Let's see if I can get some bearings here... Is it even the same house!? Ugh, stupid Mayfield geography... Identical streets... What the hell is going on here?)
[To the phones!]
Hey uh, what the heck is going on here? I'm pretty sure I wasn't in this house yesterday. Ugh, stupid Mayfield...
[Today, Kyon is sitting on a park bench, talking to a calico cat. Occasionally, he'll pause briefly, almost as if he were waiting for the cat to reply, before continuing on. Largely just about what his life has been like since arriving in Mayfield. Feel free to interrupt his one sided conversation at any point.]
(... Well, I suppose he isn't going to start talking again, is he?)
(... Well, I suppose he isn't going to start talking again, is he?)