31st sigh

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Kyon has decided to pick up the phone after noticing something... odd out on the streets.]

Hey, uh... Not to seem too concerned or anything, but from what I can tell, the town seems to have a tiny outbreak of the living dead. Anyone willing to fill me in on what the hell might be going on out there?

I mean, I'd rather not let my life turn into Dawn of the Dead or a game of Resident Evil here.

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[bogusmagicker.livejournal.com]

[Yuki nods. Evidently, she feels this is self-explanatory. Kyon must stop breathing and also needs to sit in an ice bath all day.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Nagato, I'm not sure whether or not you've actually noticed, but without even bringing up the issue of my body temperature, it's somewhat difficult to stop breathing and on the of chance that I do, I'll likely end up suffocating.

[bogusmagicker.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Humans. ...Yuki blinks once before continuing on smoothly.]

Then, they will need to be masked in a different manner. The breakdown of such waste products may be accelerated to prevent detection.

((Are you alright with Yuki's nanomachines? It's totally fine if you have other plans and you'd prefer not to.))

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... How?

(... I hope I don't regret asking that.)

((Yep! Fine by me.))

[bogusmagicker.livejournal.com]

You are familiar with the process.

[Yuki will, somewhat uncharacteristically, take Kyon's hand. ...Hopefully, this will remind him of the last time she did this and not bring to mind any romantic intentions.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Hm?

(Now, what has Nagato done for this kind of inoculation thing before? I'm sure I remember something. ... It was when we were making that movie, wasn't it? Miss Asahina...)

[bogusmagicker.livejournal.com]

[Yuki stares into Kyon's eyes for a moment or two before nodding and leaning down. She'll raise his arm to her lips...]

I am sorry.

[Probably for the brief moment of pain as she breaks the skin to inject her machines.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Ow!

(Ack! Right. Biting. I remember now. Ironic considering it's generally the one thing you're supposed to avoid during a zombie invasion.)

[bogusmagicker.livejournal.com]

[After a few seconds, Yuki will stand back up and nod.]

Your detection, if it occurs, will not be complete. Escape will be eased.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, eased escape is better than no escape.

[bogusmagicker.livejournal.com]

...

Haruhi Suzumiya must be located. I will return momentarily.

[Yuki will nod again and turn to walk out the front door.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

You'll probably find her next door.

[bogusmagicker.livejournal.com]

.......

[Well that made things easier.]

Stay with her.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'll do what I can to keep her from doing anything stupid.

[bogusmagicker.livejournal.com]

[Yuki nods.]

I cannot protect her the same way. Suspicions would be raised. However, I will retain watch over you.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right, thanks.

[bogusmagicker.livejournal.com]

[Yuki will nod again before exiting stage left. ...Rest assured that she is creepily eavesdropping on the entire Haruhi thread below, however.]