31st sigh

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Kyon has decided to pick up the phone after noticing something... odd out on the streets.]

Hey, uh... Not to seem too concerned or anything, but from what I can tell, the town seems to have a tiny outbreak of the living dead. Anyone willing to fill me in on what the hell might be going on out there?

I mean, I'd rather not let my life turn into Dawn of the Dead or a game of Resident Evil here.

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And what happens when the zombies go ahead and eat your brains? Because there's no way I can help you out of that one.

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, don't worry! I've researched enough on zombies to know their weaknesses, so everything will be fine!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I don't think the Brigade having a "zombie movie night" that one time really counts as being "research".

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

Well... [HAH] I did some outside research outside the brigade!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Oh really?

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

Of course! As the brigade chief, I have to do these things!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What kind of research did you do then?

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

That's top secret!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

In other words, you didn't actually do anything and refuse to admit to it.

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

What kind of stupid assumption is that?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

The correct one, I'm guessing.

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

If that question was on a pop quiz, you would have been wrong!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

That so, huh?

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

Of course! Now, as a part of the SOS Brigade, we have to investigate these real zombies!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I still think it would be a better idea to stay inside and not confront zombies.

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

[--suddenly grabbing by the collar!] This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, and you're just going to blow it?!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'm just saying that it's probably a better idea to stay alive and not become zombies.

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

Don't worry about that, I got the best protection from zombies!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

And what's that?

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

[And she takes out the item from her bag: A BASEBALL BAT]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Right, a baseball bat.

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

It's not like you have anything better.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

The best offence is a good defence. And the best defence is to not get into a conflict to begin with, the best way to do that being don't seek out the zombies.

[secretgod.livejournal.com]

But that doesn't mean that the zombies won't seek you. This is a small town, after all!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Which is why I wouldn't mind the idea of setting up a barricade perhaps.