015 - At least I've got these photos...

[slave_of_suzumiya]

(... So, the memories we gained on Valentine's were bogus, huh? Of course, I mean... Me and Sasaki? She was a good friend and quite cute and all, but her general assertion that love was a form of illness. Of course it wasn't real. Despite any interest I may or may not have in her, there's no way she'd ever reciprocate such things. And of course, while we were in the middle of a date of all things, Haruhi just had to turn up and send things to hell. ... I'm sure that gave her a great first impression of Sasaki, huh?

I have to wonder, would it have been worth keeping those memories? All the wonderful time Sasaki and I never had as a real couple... Then again, reality is reality, better to live in real life than live in a fantasy. Regardless of how unrealistic reality may be, it's my life and I'll live it the way I want. That's why I turned down Nagato's fantasy after all, isn't it? The reason I put my life on the line to bring back the Brigade... Oh well, at least I've managed to get one of those laptops Haruhi extorted from the Computer Research Society in exchange for this nonsense. And all those photos of Miss Asahina are still there too...)

[Today, you may find Kyon sitting in the park with a laptop...]

Hmm... No internet access. Figured as much. At least all my files are still here. Not that there's a whole lot of worth considering it's almost all stuff Haruhi had me working on.

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... From nowhere?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[Points ahead.]

I was in the tree over there.

[The one a long way away. But close enough to see.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Ah, I see.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[Nods]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So, what was your name, miss...?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

Ai Enma

I am the Hell Girl

[Aka: that person who your crazy friend wants to be shown hell from.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

The "Hell Girl"? If you don't mind me asking, what exactly does that entail?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

If you truly wish revenge. You can enter into a contract with me and I will send your tormentor straight into the depths of Hell.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Revenge? Hell? ... I see. Lovely.

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[Remains silent.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Isn't sending them to hell a bit extreme for just your every day revenge?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

It is not my decision. I offer them a choice.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

What kind of choice?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

They can only find the website at midnight, if they have enough hatred.

They send a request in and I tell them that I will send the person they hate to Hell.

However, there is always a price.

They can choose to pay the price or not to pull the string.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right, there's always some kind of string attached. What kind of prices are we talking here?

(Not that I'd ever be interested in sending someone to hell, I mean... Even Haruhi has her redeeming qualities. But this is a somewhat interesting thing to ponder...)

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

When you die, your soul will also belong to Hell.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right.

(Well, that's the typical catch that comes with these things, isn't it?)

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[Yup. It generally is.]