36th "Oh shit..."

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Today, Kyon has encountered Yuki Nagato who is a lot more lively than usual. ... However, her eyes are dead. The bright spark behind that unreadable mask was gone, leaving nothing but an empty shell behind.]

No... Nagato... It can't be...

Uh... It's Kokutou. Yuki Kokutou, remember? Are you feeling okay?

Just go away!

[A: And Kyon'll leave school, running through the halls. He's not really looking where he's going so he might run into you.]

[B: Upon reaching home at 915 Bilko Boulevard, he'll boot up both his desktop computer and laptop simultaneously and attempt to open a certain program...]

No, no, no, no... Respond dammit!! Ugh...

[And he'll slam his head into the desk.]

[Later, outside the library he may be found...

C: Shouting and beating his fists on the wall.

D: Sitting slumped against the wall, completely despondent, his hands scraped and bleeding...]

... Why her? Why!? Nagato...

Comments

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

But...I guess if I DO get dragged in...it'd still be fun to hang out with people. Do you think she'd mind if I tagged along? If anything does happen, we can both have each other's backs.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, Haruhi's reaction to anything is generally unpredictable, but I suppose you probably could if you liked.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

Great. When do you usually meet up with her? After school or something?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Yeah, generally. We've got one of the empty rooms in the school building picked out as our clubroom.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's a club? What's the name of it then?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... The SOS Brigade.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

"SOS Brigade"? Why is it called that? SOS is something that people say when they're in trouble, right?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

She was the one who named it. Supposedly it's an acronym for the "Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade". I'm not entirely sure what happened to the letters starting the rest of those words.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

That's...a really long name. I think I prefer The SOS Brigade. It sounds nearly like a superhero team, actually. It's pretty cool. What do you guys do?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Largely just follow Haruhi around, get conscripted into her crazy nonsense and clean up the mess she leaves behind.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

OK...then what is it that she does that's crazy? I mean, it can't be THAT bad, right?

(Ah ha ha, Tara you have no idea.)

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Alien hunting, baseball, investigations, swimming, fireworks, making a movie, challenging other clubs to a duel... It's honestly a matter of what whims she has on a given day.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

Well, I think the baseball, swimming and everything sounds pretty neat. But...alien hunting? I thought aliens didn't like Earth. The only ones we have at home are the super heroes, like Superman. But there might be aliens in Mayfield though. Actually, I met a space pirate hunter at school, her name's Ruri and she's a really nice person as well.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

The only aliens that seem to be anywhere back home are the ones under deep cover, silently gathering data on the human race without making themselves known. Needless to say, she hasn't found any yet.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

Wow. How do you know then?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, one of them went rogue and tried to kill me once?

(Okay, so that isn't exactly the full story, but still.)

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

What!? How did you manage to get away then!?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Nagato bailed me out.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

...sorry. I didn't mean to bring her up again. But...she must've been a good friend, if she went to rescue you.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Yeah, she was. Whenever it was something important, she was always the one to rely on.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

She sounds like a great person.

I'm sure we'll get out of Mayfield some day. And when we do, you can rescue her instead. My dad always tells me that half the challenge is to do with your mind and spirit. If you never give up, then I'm sure there'll be a way.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right, the idea of anything being completely impossible is highly improbable, meaning that there's probably a way out somewhere.

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

Exactly. We just gotta stick together until then and keep hoping for the best.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

So, anything you need to know about Mayfield then?

[forgotten-titan.livejournal.com]

Well, I got this letter (http://flowers-suck.livejournal.com/1397.html#cutid2) from a neighbor. Does it cover everything I need to know?