slave_of_suzumiya | 34th adventure

(... Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm not often quite this explicit with my language, but I think it's safe to say that this situation warrants a "fuck". Or several as has been the case. Darkness, all around me, nothing but darkness... What was the last thing I just did? I went to bed, didn't I? Why haven't I woken up yet? I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm still asleep here. It'd be nice if I at least had a dream to keep me occupied here. Trying to wake up isn't any use... No matter how hard I focus, there's this odd, incredibly gross, gooey feeling that breaks my concentration. It's as if there's an active force keeping me trapped here...)

[Meanwhile... in school today, people may notice Kyon being more studious in class, or seeming more cheerful than usual...

Feel free to encounter him anywhere you might expect to see Kyon during the day, at home, in the schoolyard, the SOS Brigade clubroom, walking down the street, in the park as he'll likely greet you with a pleasant...]

Yo, nice day, huh?

[Alternatively, somewhere in town you may find an odd looking pod... Do you dare to open it up?]

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hi fellow podmate... ]

Of course! But then again, what day isn't joyous when we're outside?

Yeah, humans are a rather strange lot though...

They sure are. I can't believe how pathetic and seemingly useless most of these people are!

I know, right? We should be careful though. That other one... Nagato. We haven't gotten to her yet.

Don't worry, don't worry- I got it covered! [ Except no, she's bluffing. ]

Oh really?

Of course! We just have to lure her into the clubroom!

And then?

I haven't thought that far yet.

That sounds dangerously close to the kind of logic that host of yours uses.

So? You don't have a plan either, do you?

Well, no. But at least I'm willing to admit I don't have one.

Then you should start thinking of one. If she manages to get into the club room without me or you in it- we're screwed.

Hey, it's your ass on the line here, "Haruhi". I didn't leave this guy in the middle of his favourite hideout.

I know that! But if she gets out, she'll immediately figure you out too!

What do you expect me to do then?

Use bait. Like... make a fake pod!

And how do you expect us to make a fake pod? By pulling it out of your rectum?

[Folding her arms now...] Don't be ridiculous. We just need paint, a little science equipment, and some cardboard. We can probably buy some art supplies too!

And how is the fake one supposed to distract from the real one? I mean, whoever sees them is just going to crack open both, right?

Totally not. After all, the one placed out in the open will be the fake one. The other one will be hiding in the same room.

I see...

Don't you know the saying, "If you wish to hide a leaf, you hide it in the forest"? So, if you want to hide a pod, put it in a place with mysterious, alien objects!

... But the clubroom doesn't have any mysterious, alien objects, unless Nagato herself counts.

Don't worry, I got that covered!

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