23rd sigh

[slave_of_suzumiya]

(... It's odd. Definitely odd. Here I am, performing the same menial tasks she always assigns me, yet... The anger, the frustration, the need to shout "Dammit Haruhi, why don't you get someone else to do your dirty work!?" isn't there. On the one hand, it's somewhat nice not feeling all the usual stress, maybe I've finally just resigned myself... On the other hand, I pretty much resigned myself a while back and it really didn't help much. ... Darn it, why am I over-thinking this? Well, back to work.)

[Today, you may find Kyon either:

A) Out and about town before Haruhi gives him some stupid task.
B) Out and about handling the usual stupid tasks Haruhi gives him.]

Comments

B

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

...What kind of crap is this?

[Taiga doesn't even bother seeing if he needs help, digging through the box while he's carrying it.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'm not entirely sure myself? All I know is that Haruhi wants it for the clubroom.

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

A bikini for a clubroom...?

[A string bikini, to be exact. What is this and who's boobs would be that big?]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'd recommend asking her about it. I have no idea...

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

Then why are you even doing it?! Just stop!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Okay then.

[And he'll just put all the crap down and leave it.]

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

...

[He listened.]

Eh?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... What?

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

You always listen to Haruhi! But you put it down.

[THIS IS CONFUSING TO HER.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I wouldn't say always...

(Just... at least 93% of the time.)

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

If she told you to jump in a lake during the winter, you probably would.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Actually, I think it's pretty safe to say I wouldn't.

(Of course, in such a hypothetical situation, she'd probably try and find a way to knock me in anyway.)

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you.

[But whatever! She'll just bend down and start pulling things out of the box.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Anyway, what are you doing?

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

Does it matter? I don't want to go home to drones.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Anything you'd like to do then?

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

...

[Anything? She honestly can't think of something she'd willingly want to do with Kyon. The best solution? Make him decide!]

Shouldn't you know?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

How should I?

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

I-I don't know! Geez, maybe I should just kick geese at the park.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

I'm not sure if the geese would appreciate being kicked by you.

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

It'd be more fun than this.

[Ignoring the fact that she approached him first...]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right... So when you have nothing better to do, you resort to abusing animals?

[tsuntiger.livejournal.com]

Learn to take a joke.

[She just scares them!]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Right, of course. [Sigh...]