012 - And now, a public service announcement.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... So, Haruhi's here now.

If you don't want to be involved in any ridiculous nonsense, I suggest you stay away from her. She has a tendency of leaving a trail of destruction in her path, not entirely unlike a typhoon.

(... I suppose it'd be a lie to say that I'm not entirely displeased to see her again though.)

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

She seems to have absolutely no concept of acceptable social behaviour, and as such seems to do whatever she likes? Regardless of whether or not it involves public indecency, sexual harassment, blackmail, trespassing or pretty much anything else the law would usually prevent...

[someday-a-queen.livejournal.com]

....I see.

Very well. I will keep that in mind.

And who might you be?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Well, most people seem to call me Kyon. I'm one of the people unfortunate enough to know Haruhi back home and be a member of her ridiculous "SOS Brigade".

[someday-a-queen.livejournal.com]

....SOS Berigade?

[slave_of_suzumiya]

The "Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade".

... It's even stupider than it sounds.

[someday-a-queen.livejournal.com]

.....that does sound odd.

As well as grammatically incorrect....


Oh, I'm Elizabeth Tudor, it's a pleasure to meet you.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Elizabeth Tudor? ... Why does that name sound familiar?

[someday-a-queen.livejournal.com]

Well I have been told I become Queen of England when I am older.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Wait, so that means... You're Elizabeth the first?

[someday-a-queen.livejournal.com]

I will be.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Huh.

(Great, Haruhi is living with the Queen of England. She better not cause history to collapse by doing something stupid with her.)