39th sigh

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[Kyon is sitting on a park bench with his cat Shamisen next to him. He appears to be looking at something he got as a regain...]

Okay, holiday photos, a few changes of clothes... That's all fine but, what the heck is this thing supposed to be!?

It appears to be a mummified kappa.

(Please tell me that voice just now wasn't...)

... What, cat got your tongue?

I don't need you cracking bad puns! And don't talk!

Ahem... Meow?

Comments

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Just because you haven't seen someone do something, it does not mean that they are incapable of doing it.

(... I think it's safer for me to steer clear of this conversation.)

[tosurpassgod]

[What little patience he has is essentially gone, and he shoots a look at Kyon. It's his cat, after all]

Tell your cat he's full of it! Other cats can't talk!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

It's probably a good idea to just ignore what he has to say.

Oh come on, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?

I thought I told you to be quiet already.

[tosurpassgod]

[Black☆Star stands up - he's done with you, kitty. Kyon, your turn for the attention]

Then you tell me. Why can he talk? Is he secretly a demon? Or a witch?

[The look in his eye when he says that is a good indication you may want to say 'no']

[slave_of_suzumiya]

He's just a normal cat, then some idiot with powers far beyond ours happened to decide that it might be cool if cats could talk. ... They were wrong.