... So, Haruhi's here now.

If you don't want to be involved in any ridiculous nonsense, I suggest you stay away from her. She has a tendency of leaving a trail of destruction in her path, not entirely unlike a typhoon.

(... I suppose it'd be a lie to say that I'm not entirely displeased to see her again though.)

( Kyon puts the 'on' in 'monologue'. As in, 'He goes on and on...' )

[A sigh as he picks up the phone...]

... Okay, I just spent the last four months at home. I'm back here for some reason. Could someone explain what's going on?