Huh? [And she’ll be looking baffled, as if she doesn’t know who is actually doing this, or what exactly is happening- and in truth, she’ll even glare at the fake Kyon before freaking out slightly.] What’s going on?! Why is the clubroom being melted –

[But then she shakes her head, attempting to be optimistic. After all, if they melt the clubroom, they’ll never find the real Haruhi, who’s still actually hiding in the clubroom.] But that doesn’t matter! This is really exciting! Hey, Kyon #1, you’re doing this, right?

[Yes, she’s talking to you, pod!Kyon…

And why is pod!Kyon number one? It’s because he showed up in the clubroom first.]

… Could you please stop it, though? You’re ruining the clubroom.