I am simply noting some patterns that a concerned friend might notice, in your erratic behavior [you moron]. I know your tolerance for impositions is extremely high, but it is decidedly out of proportion. Even when I last saw you again in our world, the signs were decidedly clear of this decidedly deluded state- I tested you both.

And incidentally, Hirai appears to be somewhere around thirteen years old. In case you hadn't noticed, no one has even informed her of the details of reproduction yet. Quite aside from any other considerations in the matter, there's a questionable status to that.